Total Medals Earned: 1,257 (From 216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,870 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 12/15 (215/240 points)
Level up for the first time
Enter slow motion mode
Get the bad ending
Get the good ending
Have 500 coins or more
Unlocked all levels
Reach the maximum accuracy level
Reach the maximum damage level
Reach the maximum fire speed level
Kill the boss
Reach the maximum speed level
Reach level 10, coincidentally also your mental age - sorry, that was harsh, let me take you out for dinner
Cause 15 explosions
Kill 5 fruits with one shot
Complete a level with every bullet hitting an enemy
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Your so smart, I wish I was smart as you, how can I be smart like you?
How exactly did that one change?
That's all I could do
Which is in fact the worst time
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/380 points)
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 13/15 (390/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
wtf it just a fucking demo i want more...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Transplant all bones
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/120 points)
Shoot to Slender
Your face is better now
Found your weapon
Only 4 times more
Kill Slender
Use only 8 bullets to kill Slender
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA