Total Medals Earned: 1,257 (From 216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,870 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
It's pretty easy I guess.
This would probably take 'some' time.
This medal is most likely impossible.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/215 points)
Make 5,000 dollars
Obtain 300 irony
Get 5,000 music sense
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/100 points)
Check out some awesome music from the Newgrounds Audio Portal!
It's a piece of cake.
Now that's a bit harder.
Press F to experience full screen mode.
This one's a real challenge.
Is it even possible??
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/270 points)
HoBoZ
Kick his Ass!
Fix Pickilow's Nissan
Furgetta bout it!
4th REICH IS OVER
Church is Closed on Sundays?
Just like the other Priests
Prolly cos he ain't Black!
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (195/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.